Are big breasts always beautiful?

Below are some extracts from the article by Claudia Croft published on The Sunday Times of 3rd August 2008 that I absolutely loved and laughed out loud at reading some, given that I'm a girl with the above.

1) What you must realise about displaying your cleavage is that men will look. They cannot help themselves. The area of flesh between the breasts has an ineluctable power over the male gaze. This is a good thing and can be used to your advantage.

2) Traditionally, good taste dictates that one should display breast or leg. Only prostitutes flaunt both, so have a care, unless you are looking for more adventurous ways to supplement the housekeeping.

3) As soon as you can have a conversation with a man in which his gaze only briefly slips below your chin, you have reached the point of covering up.

4) I have learnt many other things, too. That nobody brushes past you “by mistake”. That martinis are a death trap, because you can lose olives down your cleavage and nothing will make you feel more pig elegant than that.

5) I abide by three rules: 1) Getting them fully out is a no-no, even if you're in the south of France. It's nothing to do with unsightly saggage - only sluts go topless. 2) Using them in the boardroom is provincial. A girl in a suit with tidemark foundation and big boobs out for all to see is the female equivalent of a short, balding businessman with two mobiles. Just watch the next series of The Apprentice. 3) Never, ever, wish to have small ones. Ever! Even in the face of a tank top. The French say that a woman without breasts is like a bed without a pillow, and they are right. A friend who tried big prosthetics for a day reported that large ones were “very, very fun - everyone perked up when they saw me”. Case closed.

6) As for men, never believe them when they say they prefer smaller ones. They're just trying to be arty, nice to their girlfriends - or there's something really wrong. (“Sorry, which bit is the breast again?”) Most of them are in denial.

7) The most important thing about big breasts is to wear them properly. If you want to look good, you have to accept your shape and dress to suit it.